Calamity Jane used to play lead guitar in my band
Had a Standard Gold Top Les Paul
She played it left hand

Rock n Roll ain't paying the bills
Rock n Roll ain't paying the bills
  Though we like it, Ah, we love it
  Got no marketable skills

We sleep in the back of a black Cadillac -- cause we're broke
Dying our hair, living on bourbon and coke

'Cause Rock n Roll ain't paying the bills
Rock n Roll ain't paying the bills
  Well the Goldtop's in the pawn shop, now she's playing a Hondo
  Baby's she's just trying to rock 'n roll

(well) The Sun is coming up like a police man with a gun in his hand
       Sun is coming up like a police man with a gun in his hand

Calamity Jane changed her name back to Lillian Cate
Got a house in the 'burbs and a nice little job with the state

'Cause Rock n Roll ain't paying the bills
Rock n Roll ain't paying the bills
  Sold the Cadillac bought a Hatchback, she put me in her will,
  Left me standing (hanging) on a window sill

I'm so, I'm so fucking loaded
I'm so, I'm so fucking loaded
I'm so, I'm so fucking loaded
I'm so, I'm so fucking loaded